“You know you don’t need to perfectly balance your fortune and misfortune. Why does half of your view towards reality is coming from fictional stories? That’s a whole new level of edginess!”
I beamed a charming smile at Uehara-kun.
“A common highschool boy got in a word with a cute girl, and then develops into a relationship…”
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“That’s what I’m saying. As long as I deal with every threat facing Tendou-san and me carefully, I feel like this relationship can last forever!”
I expressed my thoughts with a serious look on my face. “Y-Yeah…” Uehara-kun seemed to have backed down slightly.
“Um, w-with that said, I guess this is still a peaceful romantic comedy after all. There shouldn’t be any place for a Jason, right?”
“…Uehara-kun, do you have any last words for Aguri-san?”
“Dude, if you don’t want to die, don’t throw me a certain-death setting. Even though this is just a romantic comedy, I feel like characters like BFFs are in danger, they are usually the first ones to be sacrificed in a disaster to dramatize the boring plot!”
“Relax! You are immortal, Uehara-kun! You are such a strong and gentle character! You will never die unexpectedly!”
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“Um, but in reality, you are not the same as me. You don’t really care about the plot. Right? That’s fine, you can keep on hiking with Aguri-san and your friends.”
“Hmm, now that you are mentioning it, I’m starting to feel scared! I can imagine that a first-person camera angle popped out from nowhere and started creeping towards Augri and me when we are having our intimate moment. Crap, it’s all your fault. Amano-“
“W-What should I do, Uehara-kun? I feel so proud of myself that I think I will really die when I’m going out with Tendou-san! At this point, I think I’m in a storyline where I am actually in a deep coma, and everything was supposed to be a dream! Things are just going too good for me!”
“Get a hold on your self-imagined suffering. Jeez, that’s really enough. How about you actually start thinking about the date instead of trash-talking?”
“Y-You’re right. Even if I am going to die, I am willing to as long as I get to save Tendou-san.”
“W-Well, as long as you are happy with it.”
After the bullshitting is over, Uehara-kun looked at the couple next to the fountain again.
“Anyway, I’ve never gone on a serious date with Aguri. The closest thing we had was going to the arcade and going home together as we’ve always done before.”